Transcript from 2020-09-16

TOM TOM: the mystery box

ROB: Oh no .

TRISTAN: Why is he called craig too ?

BLAKE: what the fudge ?

ROB: Oh that's

BLAKE: I don't know . That's just what craig

ROB: white craig .

TOM TOM: because he's telling the story .

BLAKE: does .

TRISTAN: Okay . I'm I'm okay with that .

BLAKE: It's , it's the wrong spelling of craig . So

ROB: It's the wrong spelling of . So

TRISTAN: Open it

TOM TOM: It's different craig .

BLAKE: yeah . I wanted to see if this ah

BLAKE: yeah ,

JACOB: I didn't hear it say now recorded

BLAKE: yeah

TOM TOM: No ,

BLAKE: we are recording guys .

TOM TOM: coming soon to hear you .

TRISTAN: just like age and a half . It's going to be we are recording .

TOM TOM: That's gonna be the future of technology and we are records .

BLAKE: We are the records .

TRISTAN: Mhm .

BLAKE: Mm hmm .

TOM TOM: People museum only

BLAKE: I mean my real dream is to have a machine that listens to me in real time and it's like you guys ask , hey , is there a bar in town and it will pop up from my wicky and be like , oh here is the list of bars in town .

ROB: I mean my real dream was holy sh it this is not

ROB: the party .

BLAKE: But yeah that's that's a long way off .

TOM TOM: bars .

ROB: This , this chinese place says ,

SPENCER: that sounds like a lot of preparation .

TOM TOM: It really does .

BLAKE: Well not if you have a good ai .

JACOB: rob . Does that put a ruin your food plans ?

BLAKE: Mm hmm .

ROB: oh I wasn't listening . I was too busy being shocked .

TRISTAN: Oh um What's everyone drinking tonight ? This is me .

TOM TOM: I'm drinking and Riesling from Pierre Sparr . It's ah our session . It's kind of backwards , you see . Yeah . Yes ,

ROB: Okay . Open

BLAKE: Not for me .

TOM TOM: but it's good . Fine .

BLAKE: Yeah .

JACOB: Mm hmm . Rob . Hello ? Adam . He nicks . Uh ,

TRISTAN: Oh yeah . Mhm .

SPENCER: Okay .

JACOB: what's his face from me yesterday or what did the day before ?

BLAKE: Oh from the waivers .

ROB: of for the laborers .

JACOB: Yeah .

BLAKE: Mm hmm .

TRISTAN: That is trippy Adam's shirt is just one solid red .

BLAKE: Adam Jacob is mad about how you picked his guy from the waivers .

ROB: Mm hmm .

ROB: Jacob is mad about how you picked his guy from the Lavery .

TRISTAN: It's like flat .

JACOB: Hi . He took high and

BLAKE: I know

ROB: I know .

TOM TOM: Does adam on the ballot ? Wonderful time .

BLAKE: he wanted to , he wanted to hide

ROB: Oh Heinz dude , this dude drafted Marlon mack , no ship . He was gonna waver Heinz with his number one priority

BLAKE: if you wanted that ticket to that one . Waver Jacob .

ROB: flavor .

JACOB: Hey , I , I will say I put him up on the waiver before adam .

BLAKE: Mm hmm .

ROB: Mhm

JACOB: I mean my priority was just on the side .

BLAKE: What ?

ROB: Right .

JACOB: Yeah , rob . What is your team name again ?

ROB: You know how it works ? Animal fries ? There used to be a hole . There used to be a whole rivalry in the league between five guys and in and out . But the five guys guy left

BLAKE: Oh I did not do that sheriff .

BLAKE: Do you know how the waivers work ?

TOM TOM: Okay .

JACOB: Ah

BLAKE: Mm hmm .

TOM TOM: That's sad .

JACOB: So your animal fries . Got it .

ROB: but his but his team name was in and out sucks .

BLAKE: The neighbors here .

TOM TOM: Oh , that's me . That's not right .

ROB: So I might have been mined animal fries . Yeah , there's an east west coast rivalry in this league

BLAKE: I like how tom . Who , wow !

TOM TOM: It's just not right man . Look ,

ROB: actually east west to texas . So there's like a three way fast food war . Yeah . Yeah ,

BLAKE: Mm hmm ,

JACOB: He's blasted text .

TOM TOM: and then there's water burger like that ,

BLAKE: mm hmm .

BLAKE: The important things .

JACOB: I've never actually had water burger food , but my friend uh , who came back from down south got some of the water burger ketchup and that goes really great on like a bunch of stuff . The spicy ketchup .

TRISTAN: What a burger in general is just good . It is way better than them now . Could ever be .

TOM TOM: right ?

SPENCER: Is it better than Heinz ?

ROB: no , I don't agree with that .

TOM TOM: If they're catch up is anything to judge by .

TRISTAN: Well their burgers aren't soggy for one . Which is nice .

BLAKE: You're a soggy burger .

TOM TOM: Well , what ?

SPENCER: I think five guys and , and that should combine forces and create Cajun animal fries .

ROB: Yes .

ROB: Mm hmm .

TOM TOM: Yeah , that would be , It's too much for one . Too much for one human being .

SPENCER: Yeah . All right .

BLAKE: Too many flavors .

ROB: Some of these , some of these , some of these restaurants , these are really funny . Used to be one of my favorite places to eat . Now I'm disappointed at the new owners . Food and service has fallen . I wish them the best . Yeah . Two stars .

SPENCER: What a nice guy .

TOM TOM: It's the nicest bad review I've ever heard

SPENCER: Yeah . Okay , right .

JACOB: Mhm . I think it's because he wants them to improve because he wants to come back and eat there .

BLAKE: Mhm ,

SPENCER: Yeah , that's the most convenient place for him to go .

BLAKE: mm hmm .

ROB: Mm hmm .

TOM TOM: In 2020 . Oh my God , this guy is way too late . We yell at each other . Nowadays we dissent .

BLAKE: Yeah .

JACOB: Yeah .

ROB: Oh but

BLAKE: Ah random other news crane cove is supposed to open up on September 30 .

ROB: random other news cream toe is supposed to open up on .

SPENCER: Shit . We need to have like a party

TRISTAN: Oh

ROB: Yeah dude . And the and the ramp is gonna open up

BLAKE: Yeah . Do we all show up at the park and just like sit around in a big circle or ?

SPENCER: opening day .

ROB: circles .

JACOB: Yeah . We can all be six ft apart . Have like a really large radius circle depending on how many people show up .

SPENCER: Yeah , we should do that .

ROB: Yeah

JACOB: But you just have like tape measures blake . Like make sure everyone's six ft apart .

BLAKE: Yeah .

BLAKE: Mhm .

SPENCER: But we all wear hula hoops . They got hula hoops .

BLAKE: Just tristan will be in Oregon and tom you'll fly over don't worry .

ROB: chris dressed in Oregon . Yeah ,

TRISTAN: yeah . So we'll have to carry around the phone .

ROB: wow .

TOM TOM: Oh yeah . Well ,

JACOB: I actually like the hula hoop idea .

TOM TOM: I love the hula hoop by their

TRISTAN: That's a fantastic idea .

SPENCER: I'm just imagining .

JACOB: You have to make sure that when you hula hoop next to each other , you never touch who ?

SPENCER: Yeah .

TOM TOM: fuck . I'm surprised you're not hula hooping right now .

ROB: Yeah

SPENCER: How do you know you can't see my waist .

BLAKE: Okay .

TOM TOM: Yeah . Yes ,

BLAKE: Did you didn't know that . Spencer was a pro hula hooper .

ROB: Dude , you didn't know that sensor was a pro .

TOM TOM: that's true . Yeah .

JACOB: Oh damn .

TRISTAN: Is that the world record or something Like 2011 ?

TOM TOM: Mhm .

SPENCER: I'm pro at invisible hula hooping .

JACOB: I will say my hula hoop skills pretty lackluster .

TOM TOM: That's okay . I'm right there with you buddy .

BLAKE: Yeah .

TRISTAN: Yeah . I couldn't do it to save my life .

TOM TOM: It's the thought that counts .

SPENCER: You got to take up a new skill during quarantine . Maybe it can be held up in .

BLAKE: No .

TOM TOM: Yeah . I love those people who can just do like 800 hula hoops on them at one time . It just looks like this crazy way

JACOB: Just like ,

SPENCER: Yeah ,

BLAKE: Mm hmm

BLAKE: rob . You're gonna jump in fantasy grounds .

ROB: Oh yeah , I'm busy researching chinese food but I can do that .

JACOB: yeah , rob is securing your dinner blake

BLAKE: Oh that's right . Ah I can't , I can't fault that .

ROB: Yeah ,

BLAKE: I need another beer though .

ROB: I need another beer .

JACOB: the ,

BLAKE: That's the important things .

SPENCER: another one .

ROB: Say save Ajay Ajai beer for me . But I think there is to know I'm drinking out of this full beer . I went , I went uh I bought all this southern beer because I was at the store .

BLAKE: Do you want one right now ?

ROB: I'm also , I'm drinking Oscar blues right now , which I thought was from north Carolina , but they might actually be from colorado .

SPENCER: I wouldn't be here .

TOM TOM: Oscar blues . There are the other guys who do dale's pale ale .

BLAKE: What is this ?

ROB: All right . Yeah ,

BLAKE: What is this mama's little yellow pills ?

ROB: that's what I'm drinking right now .

ROB: It doesn't suck .

BLAKE: So it's not a daytime Lagunitas ?

ROB: So it's not a daytime lagoon Amos . True .

JACOB: it doesn't suck .

BLAKE: Alright . I have found one beer from Lagunitas that I fully dislike .

ROB: Alright . I have found one beer from logging .

ROB: Dude , this one , this one is worse than this one's undrinkable . Like I mean

JACOB: Okay .

SPENCER: Really ?

TOM TOM: Is it one outside of time ?

SPENCER: So ,

ROB: it is undrinkable and it's coming from somebody who loves natty light and this one's undrinkable .

BLAKE: But somebody .

BLAKE: Mm hmm .

TRISTAN: Well , I have had an undrinkable beer before . It was ah I forgot what kind of beer it was but it tastes like fucking burned rubber . I got a six pack up and only one out of that entire six pack was semi drinkable .

TOM TOM: Mhm .

SPENCER: whoa , Weird . You probably just got a bad batch

TRISTAN: Yeah .

TRISTAN: No , it was the second six pack that I bought . I wanted to make sure I brought it to the N . D . Don't you remember those really bad beers ?

SPENCER: if they're different .

SPENCER: Oh God , yeah , I do remember those . I had a weird taste , but

TRISTAN: Yeah .

TRISTAN: Yeah . They had like burned rubber aftertaste or something .

BLAKE: Mhm .

BLAKE: Mhm ,

SPENCER: this might be an unpopular opinion , but I'm just kind of tired of Lagunitas . I P . A just like , it just doesn't do it for me anymore . That's had too many of them .

JACOB: Huh ?

BLAKE: mm hmm .

ROB: We don't drink . We we don't , we don't have it that often . So it I enjoy it .

BLAKE: Even

BLAKE: yeah ,

SPENCER: Yeah .

TRISTAN: I lived that his life .

BLAKE: we're not my brother .

JACOB: Yeah . I mean the standard is

JACOB: the standards . Not bad , wow . That was bad though . That was bad .

TRISTAN: Oh nice . Jacob . Okay .

TOM TOM: Mm hmm .

TOM TOM: Standing is not bad . But I'll show you what's bad ,

TRISTAN: Yeah .

BLAKE: Right .

TRISTAN: My first role was definitely better .

JACOB: Yeah ,

JACOB: but spencer the standard . Lagunitas IPA is definitely not my go to of what you needed , cheers .

ROB: Okay .

SPENCER: Yeah .

TOM TOM: definitely like hop stupid gray hop , stupid man

TRISTAN: Who hops stupid is pretty good .

JACOB: I do like a little something as well .

TOM TOM: a little something is really good . Brown sugar . I can't really call an I . P . A . But I like that a lot .

BLAKE: Yeah .

ROB: Mhm .

TRISTAN: That's just like alcohol .

BLAKE: Yeah .

JACOB: Mhm .

TOM TOM: Yeah . It's just alcohol .

BLAKE: So there

ROB: Yeah ,

JACOB: That's just alcohol .

TOM TOM: I remember it was pre giving for a pub crawl for with like the brown sugars and like I don't know . It's like it's pretty good . Like we'll get the necessary like how much percentage is like oh I guess I'm not driving .

BLAKE: yeah the one that you want to avoid .

ROB: yeah . The one that you want to .

BLAKE: Mm hmm .

TOM TOM: Okay . Yeah . They call someone else though .

SPENCER: Mm hmm .

BLAKE: Yeah , the one you should avoid is daytime I . P . A .

JACOB: Well , hopefully if you're pre gaming for a problem crawl , you have transportation from someone not in that group ,

ROB: Yeah , but we should avoid it this time .

TRISTAN: I'm definitely not a fan of Lagunitas all day . I . P . A . It's the one that's like really percent and is like tastes like grass .

JACOB: You know ,

ROB: Only great nighttime . I've yet .

TOM TOM: Yeah ,

BLAKE: Now this is like I think it's called an all day is what they called it and it's just so bad

ROB: This is like he gets cold all day . But they called it and it's

TRISTAN: Yeah . It's not good . I didn't uh

TOM TOM: I'm gonna be the american war here and say I actually like all that .

BLAKE: that that's the Lagunitas that we've . Mm hmm

ROB: that's that's uh

TRISTAN: Well

SPENCER: Oh ,

BLAKE: wow . Can I can I mute and oh God no ,

ROB: well we have , we have one in our fridge .

JACOB: you know , I don't recall what the all day tastes like .

TRISTAN: okay then .

TOM TOM: Yo Adam's got the right idea right ?

ROB: Oh

BLAKE: no no tom tom you're you're off your your your rejected .

ROB: no , no , no .

SPENCER: throw that off the porch .

TRISTAN: Mhm .

TOM TOM: I've been voted off . Alright well it's been real adam and I'm going over to drink with adam and we are not going to let you guys finish the session .

BLAKE: No .

TRISTAN: Yeah .

JACOB: Mhm .

BLAKE: Ah

ROB: And no taste

JACOB: Yeah . We seem to have some very strong opinions going on here , but I'm just gonna say , I don't have any opinion on the all day because I can't remember what it tastes like .

SPENCER: Mm hmm .

TRISTAN: I just don't like it if you like it , you know good for you . I don't , I'm not gonna buy it if you buy it , I won't drink it . So

TOM TOM: It's tense . It's just ,

ROB: On the 3rd day .

BLAKE: yeah

BLAKE: tom we might ship you the all day . I . P . A . If you really want it .

TOM TOM: it's

JACOB: If you buy it , I won't drink it

ROB: Well comparing doordash reviews to google reviews is like a tale of two cities

BLAKE: Oh is it on ? No , it's not on . Oh ,

ROB: for the same for the same restaurants .

JACOB: for the same .

BLAKE: why is my camera being a pain in the past ?

TRISTAN: that is amazing . That is gonna be the best way I have . I don't know .

ROB: Mm hmm ,

BLAKE: Hold on . I'll be right back .

TRISTAN: Ah that made my night .

ROB: I don't know if I trust this ship . I might send ADam out in the car . But yeah , this place is like four , stars For this . This restaurant is like 4.8 stars . 50 300 ratings . And then you look it up on Google and you know , 20 , of the total reviews are one star .

JACOB: Oh ,

TOM TOM: by the way , please don't send me all your role that hold .

BLAKE: Adam we're back .

JACOB: wow .

TRISTAN: Hm .

TOM TOM: Right .

ROB: Okay .

SPENCER: Help stacks their numbers .

ROB: Yeah , that's what I'm saying . I'm saying there's a huge gulf between

BLAKE: What I'm saying

ROB: the ratings of places on doordash and the ratings of the same places on google . Yes ,

TOM TOM: Well the biggest issue with doordash is it's putting like smaller restaurants out of the general public . Right ? And you know these restaurants typically have like , you know their own like cult following and ship and they have their own mannerisms of ways .

ROB: I don't have to .

BLAKE: and all your

BLAKE: got to drink .

BLAKE: Oh

TRISTAN: And it might be

BLAKE: I'm so sorry .

TOM TOM: Some people don't like that .

ROB: Well , my , my credit card gives me $60 if I agree with all that . My credit card does give me $60 a doordash credits a calendar year and I haven't used it yet .

TOM TOM: Well that's that's very worth worthwhile .

TRISTAN: ah

BLAKE: True . It's just disappointing because you wanted to .

TRISTAN: yeah . Then do it .

SPENCER: How have you not used it ? It's already september . I

ROB: So

BLAKE: No .

TRISTAN: I'm not a fan .

ROB: because because because because of I just , I don't really do delivery food . Let me ,

BLAKE: Ophelia .

SPENCER: really ?

BLAKE: Yeah . Yeah

TRISTAN: Mm hmm .

ROB: yeah , I make adam do delivery . That's what he said .

SPENCER: Oh , you don't need to do delivery because you have adam .

ROB: Yeah , that's exactly it

SPENCER: I see .

BLAKE: rob you're gonna jump on fantasy grounds .

ROB: funny . I thought I did .

ROB: I'm on it man . Yeah . You want a really good um , chinese place , china life , china live . Do they come with music ?

TRISTAN: How did you update ?

BLAKE: Oh you haven't grabbed your character . That's what I missed .

BLAKE: See how far you guys are .

TRISTAN: Mhm .

BLAKE: All right .

ROB: Mm hmm .

TRISTAN: Mhm .

SPENCER: Well everyone except for craig is fucked .

JACOB: Yeah .

BLAKE: Oh yeah Craig had a great role . Oh wait

ROB: They had this place has good reviews .

TRISTAN: Yeah . My first role was to 83 . What are you going to leave now ? Blake ,

BLAKE: yeah that was his first role of the day .

BLAKE: What ? No uh clear um yeah , that was , that was craig

ROB: Right ,

ROB: clear .

ROB: That was that was great .

TRISTAN: yep . It's all about coming . Yeah . I rolled a 283 .

ROB: Oh dude Safeway's on this Safe . Safe way is on doordash . Good ship . You can get some attendees .

JACOB: Oh , is that your first one ?

BLAKE: we share .

JACOB: Chicken panties from the safeway

TRISTAN: Mm hmm . Those nicely aged attendees that have been sitting out all day .

ROB: Yeah . Dude , they'll be extra extra crispy .

TOM TOM: Can they ,

TOM TOM: can they also run your booth to you

TRISTAN: Mm hmm .

ROB: There's a restaurant called Daddy's Chicken and waffles . How the farc is this stuff in the chinese category .

JACOB: that is shaking the waffles man . People want it . Maybe just , maybe it's like on the border of chinatown . So it's technically there , but people don't realize it .

ROB: Mm hmm .

TOM TOM: because they have a Sichuan flavor like bucket close enough .

BLAKE: Mm hmm ,

BLAKE: wow , you've gotten so robot , Sorry ?

ROB: Right .

ROB: But perfectly horrible .

TOM TOM: Yeah , very very audible .

BLAKE: Yeah .

TRISTAN: Yeah ,

BLAKE: All right ,

ROB: Okay . I think I'm doing doordash because my roommate doesn't want to be my doordash . So we're gonna , we're gonna go all in on this ?

BLAKE: wow .

BLAKE: Uh huh

TRISTAN: if I can remember we were rolling initiative .

TOM TOM: You know , I thought that jade statue was supposed to be a lot prettier

ROB: What

BLAKE: Alright , this is the first image I could find to be honest

ROB: I just uh first in a second .

JACOB: That is a large creature .

TRISTAN: Yes .

BLAKE: that it is ,

SPENCER: We are just

BLAKE: it's a large jade statue that's ah

ROB: James ?

SPENCER: diving right in .

BLAKE: mm hmm

SPENCER: Alright . Should I read the summary of last time .

BLAKE: Oh yeah , do you want to ? Yeah

ROB: Yeah .

JACOB: Should we roll initiative to ,

SPENCER: Okay , mourning the loss of smoke . The family shepherd starts searching for a school of resurrection as they are in a necromancy temple while they're looking at their ship's captain Major . Ursa bustin and berates Drogo for ditching him at the ship . He sees the dead smoke and agrees to help the family look for the scroll .

TRISTAN: Effect .

BLAKE: mhm

TOM TOM: shit .

SPENCER: Craig revives Bay Leaf who says there is treasure hidden in a secret room off of the ritual chamber . The family entered the chamber and are attacked by a pair of Minotaur skeletons Kodak and some specters , they defeat the enemies and enter an area filled with traps . They fall into almost every single trap and make it to the treasure room calvary's finds a button on a jade Elvin woman's nipple and once he presses it the head of the woman looks right at him turns hard and combat ensues .

TOM TOM: Yeah ,

ROB: What ?

TOM TOM: it . Mhm .

BLAKE: mhm

ROB: Mhm .

ROB: Okay ,

BLAKE: mhm

ROB: mm hmm .

BLAKE: Yeah

TOM TOM: Just are you making a ketchup pit .

SPENCER: Bye . He's just eating ketchup for dinner .

TRISTAN: Yeah , totally .

BLAKE: Oh yeah ,

ROB: Oh ,

SPENCER: Oh

TRISTAN: Yeah .

BLAKE: I want a burger

SPENCER: he's making he's making hobo soup catch up in hot water .

ROB: Oh ,

BLAKE: Oh no ,

ROB: oh no ,

TRISTAN: Mm hmm .

BLAKE: mhm

ROB: no , I love it

TRISTAN: This is the black bean burger .

BLAKE: Not again , isn't that depression soup or something ?

ROB: clean .

TRISTAN: Come on

TRISTAN: Free will .

SPENCER: Yeah sure .

BLAKE: So everyone roll initiative . I see craig already has .

ROB: So everyone

ROB: give me a sec . I'm changing my password .

TOM TOM: Oh

JACOB: Oh , I should turn that down .

JACOB: I got a pretty good one .

TOM TOM: yeah ,

TOM TOM: it's all better than how we did last time

TOM TOM: and that's for damn certain .

TRISTAN: Mm hmm .

TOM TOM: Uh huh .

BLAKE: Mm hmm Yeah , but everyone rolled poorly on that one .

ROB: Oh dude blake . There's a place called Big D . Pizza .

SPENCER: Oh ship

TRISTAN: That's where you're ordering from tonight .

BLAKE: Um Rolla initiative ,

TOM TOM: Oh yeah .

ROB: Yeah , dude , I'm getting there .

SPENCER: the movie in the judge statue .

ROB: Gonna be great

SPENCER: Let's move in

BLAKE: it's smiting

TRISTAN: Mm hmm .

SPENCER: clark .

SPENCER: Are you guys like fully tapped ?

JACOB: I have a couple more . So

TRISTAN: Yeah . I've got like one first level spell left and my channel divinity .

SPENCER: Right .

TOM TOM: I've got pretty well I'm a barbarian . Never mind

JACOB: I have ,

JACOB: I have one first level and then to second level sounds

SPENCER: Mhm .

BLAKE: mhm

BLAKE: So with everyone rolling initiative ah we're just gonna start that off .

ROB: mother . Yes .

ROB: Yeah ,

JACOB: What they meet my 18 .

ROB: it was 19 .

BLAKE: It was in 19

JACOB: All right . Well ,

TRISTAN: Yeah .

JACOB: oh , let me ,

BLAKE: so

BLAKE: yeah ,

SPENCER: Oh ship .

BLAKE: mm hmm

BLAKE: So it

BLAKE: it's horrid mouth . This jade statue , it was once a lovely looking thing . Ah

ROB: It's pouring

ROB: lovely looking thing . Is there a picture ?

BLAKE: sorry , what was that ,

ROB: Is there a picture ?

BLAKE: aye , there's the token that's , that's all I got for you , sorry um

ROB: Okay , that's cool . Right ,

ROB: sorry , sorry to interrupt .

BLAKE: on the ah but yeah , this lovely looking statute just transforms like almost instantly like its angles . It's features get sharper , it's , it like almost seems to have fangs and claws now and as California's uh so wisely touched this statue uh it instantly turns towards you and tries to take a bite out of California's um

ROB: Right , that's lovely looking statue just transformed like almost suddenly like its stables get sharper . They're like , it almost seems to have things and claws now and as laborious . Uh So why is it we touch this statue ? Uh it instantly turns towards you , tries to take a bite out of health Koreans .

BLAKE: which mrs

BLAKE: is that really , wow , you've got a ,

JACOB: no , that should hit . I think ,

TOM TOM: impressive death save . Mhm .

ROB: Dude , this guy , this guy looks like spinach . Can we just eat him ?

BLAKE: you're

JACOB: I think I messed up my thing blake because

BLAKE: It was the

JACOB: 16 is what it needs to hit .

TRISTAN: They thought they had some special thing that gave you a plus one . To your A C .

BLAKE: yeah

TOM TOM: Yeah . They have the cloak , right ? You know ? Plus one .

JACOB: It's normally 15 ,

JACOB: I think because on my sheet , it doesn't show , I remember now . It doesn't show it on like my character sheet . So I thought it wasn't active . So I added something , but I forgot that the game will do it . So that should hit my bad .

BLAKE: Oh ,

ROB: Oh

BLAKE: oh ,

BLAKE: okay , Well 16 just barely hit so you do you take a bite out of you does take a bite out of you ? Not not too bad . Um I

ROB: Well 16 . Just very it's so easy to take the fight out of you . It does take a lot of you . Not too bad . Um All right .

JACOB: Yeah .

BLAKE: yeah ,

ROB: Uh huh .

BLAKE: you do feel a little lethargy but like as it's like tries to draw something out of you um feeling like um

ROB: You feel a little less energy , but like as it's like try to draw something , how did you ?

ROB: Um Anyway , um

BLAKE: ah

BLAKE: so then it swipes at you with its one hand um give me a sec , I forgot I need to click something

ROB: so then it wipes at you with this one hand .

ROB: Ah

BLAKE: and it hits with a hand

JACOB: Mm hmm .

TOM TOM: Mm hmm .

TRISTAN: Oh

BLAKE: uh and then it swipes at you again

ROB: Mhm . White said you again ,

ROB: you're this fucking guy

JACOB: Geez ,

BLAKE: uh and just like it's going to town on you and that's uh when it ends its turn .

ROB: critical .

JACOB: that's a lot of damage .

TOM TOM: It's a lot of bullshit .

TRISTAN: yeah ,

JACOB: Fuck .

JACOB: Put that thing . All right . Uh

JACOB: No , I don't want to do that yet .

JACOB: Let me see what is the size of this ?

JACOB: Hi blake .

JACOB: I'm going to cast shatter right there . So I just pull out my loot and I say you're gonna regret that and I struck my luke right adam I cast shatter .

BLAKE: Yeah .

BLAKE: Mhm .

BLAKE: Sounds good ,

ROB: Okay .

JACOB: I will .

BLAKE: bam boom bangle .

JACOB: I believe this thing should have disadvantage because of the the stony creature .

BLAKE: Uh wait , what's the ah thing for shatter ?

JACOB: If it uh it's a constitution save ah But if it's a creature made of inorganic materials such as stone , crystal or metal , it should have .

BLAKE: Yeah , yeah , it would definitely . Well it failed already , so even without disadvantage um

ROB: Yeah , Yeah , well , it failed already . So even without just

JACOB: Yeah .

JACOB: So

ROB: Oh

TRISTAN: it could fail harder .

JACOB: All right then .

BLAKE: mm hmm ,

JACOB: Alright , so there's one of my second level stoves

BLAKE: bam boom .

ROB: two .

JACOB: and then

JACOB: oh ,

JACOB: I'm going to target

JACOB: all four of my party members and say let's get this thing for smoker and I forced my cape and all four of you can move uh

JACOB: you can move up to your speed

JACOB: as a reaction right now .

ROB: Right . Wait , what does this heal mean for all the temporary hit points . Do we have to manually , do we have to manually add them or is that

JACOB: Uh I just healed all of you with disability . Oh , I already did it . I already did it ,

ROB: okay ?

JACOB: but all of you can move up to your speed right now as a reaction .

ROB: Thank you

ROB: like this .

BLAKE: Yeah , that's

ROB: I'm not too close , am I

BLAKE: now .

JACOB: Oh yeah , I already did that . So I can clear it out . That's why I did the Thing 1st . And then

BLAKE: Ah so on the end of your turn it's going to use a legendary action to ah

TOM TOM: All right .

JACOB: Yeah ,

ROB: so ? Mhm .

ROB: Very active .

BLAKE: bite ah let's see ah which one of the other ones ? 1 , 2 , 3 ? Um

SPENCER: Oh fuck

ROB: Bye .

JACOB: of course it is .

ROB: 20 . Hi everyone

BLAKE: ah No , not that one

BLAKE: and just tries to bite at the major

BLAKE: mrs

BLAKE: Oh sorry , sorry , that was my bad , I did not mean to skip your turn Major Mhm .

ROB: sorry

TRISTAN: one does not simply bite the major .

TOM TOM: Oops . Um I have a question . It says that I'm actually currently experiencing my negative five attack . Debuff on my great weapon master .

BLAKE: Mhm .

BLAKE: Yes . Ah you can take that off , just go into ah the combat tracker , click on the boot with wings and ah you can delete that if you want to ,

TOM TOM: Um

ROB: you can take that off . Just go into the combat tracker , click on the

TOM TOM: Okay . Now do I hit the

BLAKE: you hit the ah the line , the circle with the line in it yeah , click it a second again for the second time to confirm it .

ROB: you have the line with the lion .

TOM TOM: delete items

TOM TOM: and then I hit that

ROB: Okay .

BLAKE: There you go .

TOM TOM: ocean . Is that is that right ? Is that kosher ? Okay . Um , any user um also majors voice is gonna change into a different accent because I felt obviously better . Uh Or you think you're going to attack us ? You giant fucking J the statue . You have another thing coming . I go into my browser courageous . It's

BLAKE: Yeah , that was right ,

ROB: Yeah . I was like

BLAKE: perfect .

BLAKE: Mhm .

TRISTAN: Oh my ,

SPENCER: you know God .

BLAKE: Oh

SPENCER: Yeah

TRISTAN: did the major's wife die in a tragic car jacking accident ?

TOM TOM: yes . But you also have to understand that I'm off a trashcan jacking accident . That is why I became a sailor to prevent any Carjacking accidents in the future .

JACOB: Mhm

ROB: a tragic jacking accident .

ROB: Car jacking .

TOM TOM: And then I'm going to attack the giant jade lady statue .

TOM TOM: Ah Here we go .

BLAKE: Oh you didn't uh start up your rage effect it looks like a uh Yeah it doesn't change your attack roll at all but

TOM TOM: Oh ,

TOM TOM: oh wait ship .

ROB: Mhm .

ROB: That doesn't change your tackle at all . But

TOM TOM: Yeah . No , it doesn't change anything really . But I still got a second attack .

BLAKE: but yeah .

ROB: Right .

BLAKE: Yeah .

SPENCER: it um

TOM TOM: Oh shit . Can I use my saving face ?

JACOB: Oh my gosh ,

JACOB: drama .

JACOB: I think you might need to start using your reckless attack . Just saying

BLAKE: Mhm .

TOM TOM: I think this is actually a pretty good idea .

BLAKE: This . Yeah . Alright well uh

ROB: Yeah

ROB: wow . Uh

TOM TOM: Well , there's , I'm still learning how to use funds .

BLAKE: you can use your saving grace but you're not sure if that will work or not um

ROB: You can't be for saving . Great but you're not sure if that will work or not

TOM TOM: Yeah .

BLAKE: saving face

ROB: saving face .

TOM TOM: Um ,

TOM TOM: gain a bonus . Roll . Equal number of your allies . Well , I can see almost all of my allies .

BLAKE: so that's four .

TOM TOM: Yeah .

BLAKE: Do you think four will be enough ?

ROB: Well it will be enough .

TOM TOM: With how I'm rolling . Probably not . But you know what funk it ? I'm just gonna have my turn .

BLAKE: Mm hmm .

BLAKE: Yes . Miss

BLAKE: the Lord of jimmy's .

SPENCER: Okay .

SPENCER: Um

SPENCER: Let's see . So I would like to um look at this guy

BLAKE: Yeah ,

SPENCER: and I I wanna see is it

ROB: You sick suck .

SPENCER: is it able to move like is it ours feet anchored or or is it like are its feet able to move ?

BLAKE: it looks like its feet are moving a bit . Um

ROB: You know ?

SPENCER: Okay .

SPENCER: Um And then

SPENCER: can I I maybe I'll make a check for this how strong it looks .

BLAKE: Okay . Ah Yeah you can make a nature check to try to see how strong it is .

ROB: Uh Yeah you can make a check to try to see how strong it is .

SPENCER: Okay .

SPENCER: Seven

BLAKE: Right ? It's a statue . Um

ROB: Um

BLAKE: You've never I mean statues like have sometimes have strong looking arms . I mean they're stone but you really don't know . Yeah . Yeah . You have no idea . It's a woman though . If that makes any difference . I don't know man .

ROB: You've never I mean statues

ROB: like uh sometimes that strong looking art but in their stone but I really don't know . Yeah . Yeah

ROB: it's a woman though . That makes any .

ROB: Mhm .

SPENCER: jim is is not sexist like that . Um Okay I am going to summon all the water vapor from the room and turned it into an icy fist and cast icy grasp on this thing .

BLAKE: Mhm .

BLAKE: What is icy grasp again ? Is that the the giant Oh that's the giant fist .

ROB: What is the graph again ?

ROB: Is that the giant Oh that's a giant fist .

SPENCER: Yeah .

BLAKE: Ah

SPENCER: And it failed its strength check

BLAKE: It did and uses its legendary resistance to succeed .

ROB: Yeah .

SPENCER: bollocks .

BLAKE: I assume you want this somewhere .

SPENCER: Yeah . Right . There's good .

BLAKE: So one legendary resistance down .

SPENCER: Okay .

SPENCER: Um and then the last thing , How big is this thing ?

BLAKE: Um So it's probably around it .

BLAKE: 8 to 10 ft tall statue . Ah It's large size category obviously . And um

ROB: Called statue . It's large size category obviously .

SPENCER: Mhm

ROB: Um

BLAKE: it's uh

ROB: It's uh

BLAKE: yeah I don't have much information other than that . Um

ROB: Yeah I don't have much information other than

SPENCER: Okay .

ROB: um

SPENCER: How tall are the ceilings in here ?

BLAKE: That's a great question . I Do you have an answer for that somewhere in here . I think it's around 10 ft tall but I can double check that . Um

ROB: a great question . Do you have an answer for that somewhere ? Things around .

ROB: Oh .

SPENCER: Wow . So not very This thing doesn't have very much headroom at all .

BLAKE: Probably not . Um

SPENCER: Okay ,

BLAKE: And

BLAKE: ah

SPENCER: I'm done .

TRISTAN: Okay .

TRISTAN: Um , if drago is willing , can he use his reaction to swap places with me .

BLAKE: Oh um at the end of genesis turn , it tries to take a bite out of craig um

ROB: Mhm .

ROB: Yeah . Your turn .

ROB: Yeah

TRISTAN: Okay .

BLAKE: I forgot ah I was trying to look up

ROB: feels so good to getting this from .

BLAKE: ah

ROB: I feel so guilty ordering and doordash .

JACOB: kristen this square is still next to the creature if that's what you if you want to get next to me that

TRISTAN: Yeah , but I can't ask through Drogo

BLAKE: yeah you can

JACOB: Yeah , you can walk through friendly

TRISTAN: neato burrito .

BLAKE: wow this thing is rolling really poorly . Um

TRISTAN: Yeah . He's

ROB: No no no I mean I can order it . I can order a delivery the same price . Feel guilty using

BLAKE: Yeah sorry uh craig continue your turn .

TRISTAN: boop . Um , this guy .

TRISTAN: Um ,

TRISTAN: this thing

TOM TOM: Thank you .

TRISTAN: Ah give yourself an extra two hp .

JACOB: feeling extra too . Okay ,

TRISTAN: Yeah .

BLAKE: Mhm

TRISTAN: And I'm going to say I'm not losing another one .

BLAKE: mm hmm .

TRISTAN: Okay . I'm dry

TRISTAN: and yeah ,

JACOB: thanks dad .

JACOB: The invincible

ROB: me .

BLAKE: Uh

ROB: Alright let's funk this guy up .

BLAKE: At the end of craig's turn It's going to use its legendary action to 123456 .

ROB: Right

JACOB: does he provoke from

TRISTAN: so

BLAKE: No

TOM TOM: Yes ,

JACOB: Damn .

TRISTAN: I guess that's why it's all legendary in action .

JACOB: So that actually changes that I'm going to do on my turn

BLAKE: so

BLAKE: drago it's your turn .

ROB: mm hmm . Right .

ROB: Oh what he he moved

TRISTAN: Yes .

ROB: is any benefit to me using my poison breath on this guy or is that really for killing multiple people

TOM TOM: statue .

TRISTAN: It doesn't really breathe ,

ROB: so we can't track it .

JACOB: and it is that are hitting multiple people ,

ROB: Okay .

ROB: So you're some poison breath won't hurt a statue because this thing looks like sucking finished . Dude ,

TOM TOM: Yeah , but you have super strength

TRISTAN: it does

JACOB: but it's it's made of stone , right ? Like jade .

ROB: we should just put it in the frying pan and it'll become very small .

TOM TOM: zoom most with moisture with the salt .

TRISTAN: better watch out for her cat was though .

ROB: So yeah , that's what I'm gonna do here . I'm going to um

ROB: I'm just gonna do my usual thing because I'm out of creativity . But yeah , I'm going to pull out a long sword and we're going to envision it as a hot frying pan and I'm just gonna whack it on the head

BLAKE: Yeah

TOM TOM: Mm hmm .

TRISTAN: Well , I mean you gotta chop the spinach before you fry it .

ROB: hit .

TOM TOM: It must have done something . That's

ROB: Not if the goal isn't to eat it .

ROB: Okay . And then now I can , I can go again because this is how we do , right ?

JACOB: Yeah , you get two attacks now because we're high enough level . Well , you get two attacks . Oh no ,

ROB: I'll stop asking this question now , know what the fuck it was hovering on a 17 and then fell over .

BLAKE: it was

BLAKE: yeah ,

BLAKE: mm hmm

TRISTAN: Oh

ROB: Sad .

ROB: Neither of my end , certain things are working . Shortcuts are working . So I have to go to the combat tracker to do it . Boom .

BLAKE: mhm . Um So yeah back to its turn ,

BLAKE: it uh

BLAKE: sees this little weak thing

BLAKE: and

JACOB: don't you dare .

BLAKE: tries to take a bite out of it .

TOM TOM: no ,

JACOB: Ah

TRISTAN: hooray . For bonus HP .

BLAKE: Ah

BLAKE: then ah

BLAKE: it will whack again at yes miss

BLAKE: with its claws

BLAKE: whoops

TRISTAN: Jim . Earthy . No .

SPENCER: No .

JACOB: Oh no ,

TOM TOM: no .

TRISTAN: Now there's a chance . We'll just try to get liquefied .

BLAKE: and and hits

ROB: Okay .

ROB: Mm hmm

TRISTAN: Fuck . Mm hmm .

BLAKE: oh

ROB: It's sad .

TRISTAN: Shit .

JACOB: that almost did jim is maximum hit points in one attack . Holy geez ,

SPENCER: Mhm . Uh Okay .

TRISTAN: Oh

BLAKE: oh dear , I'm not sorry uh

ROB: Yeah .

ROB: Yeah . Don't act like you aren't dude

BLAKE: ah Then seeing that thing out um

ROB: out

BLAKE: wax at ah

ROB: wax .

BLAKE: ah calvary agus

ROB: Okay

JACOB: Hello , I'm not next to it anymore .

TRISTAN: yes . In calvary is kind of far away ,

BLAKE: I'm sorry not California's craig .

ROB: so you're not coming .

BLAKE: Ah wow that mrs craig

ROB: Uh wow this is great .

TRISTAN: yep .

BLAKE: and then is going to slide this way a little bit

ROB: Live this way

BLAKE: ah and and at cern

JACOB: All right .

JACOB: Uh mm I'm going to slide up

JACOB: target jimmy's

JACOB: and be like ,

JACOB: we're not losing another brother . And I'm going to healing words in this

TRISTAN: Which word was the healing word ?

JACOB: brother .

TRISTAN: Ah

TOM TOM: With the clouds over the

BLAKE: mhm

SPENCER: Mm hmm .

TRISTAN: right . Either .

TOM TOM: further .

SPENCER: Not again , except

JACOB: Pretty good .

BLAKE: mhm .

SPENCER: thank you . Mm hmm .

JACOB: And then uh I'm going to use my action and I'm going to viciously mark this statue and say you stupid green statue , You're just wilted spinach .

JACOB: Ha ha

BLAKE: I do . At the end of California's turn it is going to try to bite at drago um

TOM TOM: Yeah .

ROB: at the end of California's turn is going to try to bite at the rodeo ? Oh fuck this guy .

TOM TOM: Well , aren't you a piece of sh it

BLAKE: uh

TOM TOM: all right ?

JACOB: ha ha He can't hit rodeo because he's invisible .

BLAKE: ah

ROB: How much of this ship is just dumb luck and how much this is my character

TOM TOM: Little column , a little column here .

TRISTAN: Yes .

BLAKE: Yes

ROB: I want to , I want to know because I'm thinking about making my next character extremely weak because I think it would be funny .

TRISTAN: Yeah .

JACOB: Mhm

SPENCER: That's not funny .

TOM TOM: It's sorry ,

BLAKE: yeah

TRISTAN: It's not

JACOB: Spencer is doing it right now . It's not funny .

ROB: Yeah .

ROB: Oh

TOM TOM: in fairness . What ? Spencer's not doing the time ? Spencer's not spent on the ground . He's actually incinerating everything , but that's largely because he's built all of his weaknesses around .

SPENCER: Yeah .

SPENCER: Mhm .

SPENCER: Mhm

SPENCER: mm hmm .

BLAKE: ah

TOM TOM: Ah

TRISTAN: something about glass cannons .

BLAKE: mm hmm something something

TOM TOM: So

TOM TOM: what is it my turn out ? Okay .

BLAKE: yeah it's your turn

TRISTAN: Yes .

BLAKE: you moved over .

TOM TOM: Or you think you're going to attack this little fellow and kill him and you have another thing coming ? I'm going to be very reckless this time . We're still under my range effect . Right ,

ROB: get prepared .

BLAKE: Yeah .

BLAKE: Yes

ROB: Yes ,

TOM TOM: Okay . I will apply my grad that grab blocks attack . Right ?

BLAKE: yeah ,

TRISTAN: Mm hmm .

ROB: grab blocks . Love it .

TOM TOM: Yeah .

BLAKE: mm hmm Mhm ,

TOM TOM: Right .

TOM TOM: Oh , joyous . You you are going to experience some serious shits .

JACOB: Yeah .

BLAKE: mm hmm . This gonna see some crazy sh it once you hit

ROB: This is crazy .

TRISTAN: Mm hmm .

BLAKE: what is it

ROB: Yeah ,

TRISTAN: He did 12 .

BLAKE: Nice that's with a single attack ,

TOM TOM: Is that

JACOB: 12 .

ROB: with a single attack

TOM TOM: so I can attack again ? Right . It's still experiences my reckless attack . Oh , joy . Wait , do I have to apply it again ?

BLAKE: yep ,

BLAKE: yep ,

BLAKE: no

JACOB: No , it looks like it's still applied .

TOM TOM: Central .

BLAKE: it sticks around for a single turn . Ah well the advantage attack technically doesn't but

ROB: it's six AM

TOM TOM: Okay .

ROB: Well the advanced attacks

TOM TOM: Our bullshit .

JACOB: You dropped the forest

TRISTAN: Mm hmm .

BLAKE: um

TOM TOM: Good .

TOM TOM: Well ,

TRISTAN: Seems to be a theme . Second attack . Not hitting .

BLAKE: you wanna save face or uh

TOM TOM: I am staying here to block the meat shield for this little fella

BLAKE: uh

ROB: uh

BLAKE: Yeah , fuck it . Um it it tries to take a bite out of the major um because uh it can do that .

TRISTAN: Who will be chopped ?

ROB: yeah , um

ROB: try to take a bite out of the major . Mhm

ROB: mhm

TOM TOM: grab blocks .

BLAKE: Uh

TOM TOM: Oh , my A tender best . Yeah . Two

JACOB: really because it did no damage to your tender bits .

TRISTAN: Mm hmm

TOM TOM: with it has a nipped me in the asshole . Yeah ,

JACOB: Mhm .

JACOB: Yeah , maybe you're not as tender as you think ,

TOM TOM: it tickles a lot . He beats me in my graph blocks .

BLAKE: um All right ,

BLAKE: Gemma's

SPENCER: Okay . Um ,

SPENCER: let's see here

SPENCER: going to cast KR sport at this guy .

SPENCER: Did that work ?

SPENCER: No ,

BLAKE: I didn't see it

JACOB: you know . Nothing popped up .

JACOB: Ha you got him .

SPENCER: got um

TRISTAN: zap .

SPENCER: um

SPENCER: and damage .

SPENCER: Okay .

BLAKE: what kind of damage .

SPENCER: Oh . Oh , you're gonna make me choose , huh ? Okay . Um

JACOB: That could better .

SPENCER: mm forced damage .

BLAKE: All right .

JACOB: That was a lucky roll that because forces resisted by the fewest things in the game .

SPENCER: It's good to know .

TRISTAN: Right .

BLAKE: Ah Yeah , it didn't seem to like that at all . Ah In fact at the Oh , you're moving up .

ROB: Didn't seem to like that at all by the fact . Oh yeah ,

SPENCER: Yeah .

SPENCER: And I'm going to drink a healing potion too .

BLAKE: Okay .

JACOB: I mean like , I'm out of here . Yeah , I only have one spell slot left guys and I'm gonna save it for the next person to go down .

SPENCER: Actually ,

SPENCER: actually , I'm bringing a I'm drinking a potion of heroism .

JACOB: Oh nice .

SPENCER: How to

SPENCER: how do I drink that ?

BLAKE: Uh That's a great question . Um what is the effect ?

ROB: exactly .

SPENCER: I get 10 , 10 PHP and bless on myself .

JACOB: I have the spell so I have it in an effect .

JACOB: Oh that's a difference . Okay .

BLAKE: 1080 , gained 10 temp and blessed .

ROB: So

SPENCER: Yeah . Yeah .

BLAKE: Ah you can just type in the 10

JACOB: Oh that's

ROB: you can just type in the

BLAKE: ah

ROB: ah

BLAKE: Do we have the blessed spell ? Does someone have the blessed spell on them ? Because I don't know exactly how to do that . Um

ROB: have the blessed felt someone had

JACOB: orange . Do not get blessed blake . We only get bane ,

BLAKE: uh you know , do you want to just put it on him that effect .

ROB: uh

TRISTAN: There you go .

ROB: you want to just put it on him that that is

TRISTAN: I just drag and drop .

BLAKE: Yeah , I think you can just drag and drop it .

TOM TOM: Dragon dropped .

SPENCER: I didn't drop it

JACOB: yep .

SPENCER: go .

SPENCER: Oh , I should have done that first . Huh ?

JACOB: Nice .

TRISTAN: It's gonna make me roll , concentration checks because you know , ships and giggles

BLAKE: Ah No , I can stop that .

JACOB: Because yeah

TRISTAN: awesome .

SPENCER: Okay . Well , I'm done .

SPENCER: Go faster .

TRISTAN: Okay , I'm going to slide to the left

TRISTAN: and then I'm going to cha cha real smooth

TRISTAN: meeting . Hit him with a fucking hammer

BLAKE: Mhm . Makes sense

TOM TOM: Crisscross ,

BLAKE: everybody .

JACOB: crisscross .

TOM TOM: wow .

TOM TOM: It's just yeah ,

TRISTAN: like that . Yeah .

BLAKE: Mhm .

TRISTAN: And then I'm gonna slide to the right .

TOM TOM: everyone needs , everyone needs it kind of slide to the left side to the right .

BLAKE: Just like

TRISTAN: An animator .

BLAKE: at the end of your turn . Um mm hmm .

ROB: at the end of your turn . Ah

TOM TOM: Everyone

BLAKE: It's going to try to take another bite out of craig ah

ROB: no ,

TOM TOM: funked up

BLAKE: um

BLAKE: see .

BLAKE: All right .

TRISTAN: Ah can't touch this . I'll be right back

BLAKE: No , no , no , no

BLAKE: drago .

ROB: mm hmm

ROB: Sorry I had to find this place again .

ROB: What did we , what have we done ? Jim is is dead ,

BLAKE: No .

JACOB: No no he he got he got healed . But yes he did go down .

TOM TOM: now . This is fun .

BLAKE: Right .

TOM TOM: Maybe question whether or not

ROB: but he's not on the board . I don't see him on the board .

JACOB: Oh he ran down the hallway ,

ROB: Good . Stay safe . Jimmy's

BLAKE: Mhm ,

JACOB: look at that .

ROB: cool . And then I'm going to do the same fucking thing again . Sorry , excuse the language . I shouldn't be swearing on missed , shouldn't be swearing on recording .

JACOB: Yeah .

BLAKE: mm hmm .

TOM TOM: that's far . It's fun .

BLAKE: All right .

BLAKE: All right .

TOM TOM: It's just uh , other slips of the tongue , so to speak dick ?

BLAKE: Uh kind of annoyed at craig it seems . Ah so it's going to uh

JACOB: Really unable to hit craig .

BLAKE: yeah , it's going to try to take another bite . Um

ROB: It's going to try to take another bite .

TOM TOM: Oh ,

JACOB: Ah barely .

BLAKE: Mhm . Just barely

ROB: Just barely

JACOB: Oh but that did a lot more damage and I thought it was gonna do

TRISTAN: where ?

TOM TOM: heavy . How ?

BLAKE: ah

TRISTAN: Oh again . Okay .

TOM TOM: That ain't right .

ROB: sort of added this one on a lark but this might be too much .

ROB: It's like an appetizer . I could just get this because you said kung palette looks intriguing .

BLAKE: you will all die .

BLAKE: Um

TOM TOM: Like we all know it's huge controlling these things like the sort of unresolved garages .

ROB: The fried rice like is this one ? We can also get , We could also do the Chicken one .

BLAKE: All right .

BLAKE: It's true . It's ah Uh huh

ROB: Mhm

BLAKE: tries to take a chunk out of craig like a chunk a chunk out of craig's child um

ROB: take off the other thing you could do if you want to consolidate these two things is you can get beans and broccoli , beef brisket and that would cover the vegetables and the meat

TOM TOM: No , it's nothing personal .

TRISTAN: Or

TRISTAN: and

BLAKE: ah

TOM TOM: Oh , or shared

BLAKE: And then once more .

JACOB: craig . No .

SPENCER: Yeah , broccoli beef brisket , sounds pretty good . You should get that .

TRISTAN: still alive .

ROB: sounds more advocating . Okay .

JACOB: Ah

BLAKE: Mhm .

TRISTAN: He got me . Mhm .

JACOB: Greg

ROB: Yeah , that's cool .

BLAKE: Mhm . Uh calvary agus

ROB: Let's put in a vote for the broccoli beef brisket .

TOM TOM: fun .

TRISTAN: Hey , I almost lost my headset .

TRISTAN: How the hell do I bring up the thing ? It's the , it's not an ounce .

JACOB: dad . No .

SPENCER: Okay .

TRISTAN: No .

ROB: Really ? This one had sausage in it , which was intriguing . But if we're getting carbonara then we'll have that plenty of that flavor .

JACOB: Uh So blake .

JACOB: I'm gonna .

SPENCER: Okay . I thought you guys were getting chinese

ROB: We're getting like fusion food almost

SPENCER: carbonara .

JACOB: Mhm .

SPENCER: That's insane .

ROB: if you were because Adam says it could be weird .

BLAKE: yeah

TOM TOM: Anything fusion already starts show like ringing all the alarms in my head .

JACOB: Sounds like it might be

TRISTAN: Oh um Spencer get to add your new scar ,

ROB: You're not into it .

TOM TOM: I got nervous and apprehensive .

SPENCER: I knew what ? Oh yes . Car . Yeah . Yeah . Yeah .

BLAKE: scar . It was a critic claw strike .

ROB: We can we can we just get traditional chinese food too .

TRISTAN: Your next car .

SPENCER: Mhm .

TOM TOM: Of course . I don't know anything .

TRISTAN: Um I got bit right .

JACOB: ah

TOM TOM: Yeah .

ROB: I think it's a little bit too weird

BLAKE: No you got clawed the one that took you down . We clawed you .

TOM TOM: Claude

JACOB: you are a bite claw claw tristan .

ROB: or not . It's a little too weird , but it doesn't hit the spot . I was trying to hit . It's like

JACOB: But blake . I say you're not going to take out my dad

JACOB: And I heal him for seven .

ROB: Yeah .

BLAKE: Mhm .

ROB: Right .

ROB: Yeah , I just want my Msg

JACOB: And then ah

JACOB: and I'm gonna say uh major kick this thing but

JACOB: and I'm gonna play a guitar risk and I inspire the major but my bardic inspiration .

BLAKE: Mhm .

JACOB: He gets a D . eight on an attack . A save or inability check in the next 10 minutes

JACOB: and he can roll and see what the result is and then decide if he wants to use it or not .

JACOB: Uh

JACOB: And I'm gonna stay where I am .

BLAKE: At the end of calvary astern .

BLAKE: I it says

ROB: says

BLAKE: bleed for me .

BLAKE: Uh Craig ah Major . And calvary Asus

ROB: correct .

BLAKE: take some damage

JACOB: What ?

TOM TOM: what ? This is bullshit .

TRISTAN: No , I didn't get a turn and I'm just gonna pout .

TOM TOM: Lead correct .

BLAKE: Major .

TOM TOM: Uh , yeah , No , I'm just , I'm confused here . Um , so anyway , whatever bleed for me . Yeah , bleed for me too . I can use reckless attack basically . As many times as I want , right ?

BLAKE: Yeah

TOM TOM: As long as my rages in the fact granted .

BLAKE: you can do it even with your not raging .

ROB: Yes .

TOM TOM: Really interesting . Who the fun do you think you are trying to make a sol bleed ?

TOM TOM: Try having some of this . You hear the beer there ?

TRISTAN: Okay .

TOM TOM: Fuck me . That was

TRISTAN: I wonder how the trends

BLAKE: Oh .

ROB: Oh

JACOB: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait .

JACOB: Oh that's probably terrible .

JACOB: I mean you could in theory add A D . A . To that . But I don't think you'll want to .

TRISTAN: At least he dropped the one .

TOM TOM: okay .

TOM TOM: I don't think I want to either . I'm just gonna go for my second attack and hope it's a lot better .

TRISTAN: What I'm wondering is how the transcriber is going to take that act .

TOM TOM: Or

ROB: yeah ,

JACOB: Yeah .

TOM TOM: who do you think you are hating ? My friends ?

TOM TOM: Try a little bit of this

JACOB: 22 damage .

BLAKE: Oh

TOM TOM: dear . The bars here .

TOM TOM: So yeah , basically say a bleed for me and taste my grab blocks . They're seasoned to perfection .

BLAKE: yes .

BLAKE: Uh And of

BLAKE: uh the major's turn . It's going to ah

BLAKE: try to take a bite out of the major .

BLAKE: Um

TOM TOM: Mm hmm .

JACOB: Oh

TOM TOM: Oh ,

BLAKE: Good thing you're just like

TOM TOM: he has better me and my more tender of locks .

BLAKE: yeah .

TOM TOM: Yeah ,

BLAKE: All right jimmy .

TRISTAN: Do you just feel like cases of them on you or something

TOM TOM: I was just like staple grav locks to myself .

SPENCER: Um I got disconnected . Blake . Could you kick me out ?

TRISTAN: angry ?

BLAKE: Oh yeah

TRISTAN: Is that what you were instead of armor ? Grav locks ?

TOM TOM: No , I have a leather studded kilt .

BLAKE: done .

TRISTAN: Is it a utility ?

BLAKE: Mhm .

SPENCER: Okay . Um ,

SPENCER: maybe I'll hold my turn until next turn .

BLAKE: Uh I mean

BLAKE: if you want to

SPENCER: I I'm gonna cast um frostbite on him ? But I am loading up .

BLAKE: do you want me to do it .

SPENCER: Yeah .

BLAKE: Ah

TRISTAN: Mhm .

BLAKE: A frostbite .

BLAKE: It Just succeeded . It looks like a 15 years 15 .

TRISTAN: And

SPENCER: Right .

BLAKE: Yeah . Oh and you don't get your blessed for that do you ?

BLAKE: But let me actually do one thing check one thing .

BLAKE: Um

BLAKE: um

BLAKE: Is that the end of your turn ?

SPENCER: Yeah .

BLAKE: Ah Okay .

TRISTAN: hooray , I get to go this time .

BLAKE: Yeah . At the end of jimmy's turn

TRISTAN: Fuck ,

BLAKE: please . What ?

SPENCER: Oh wait , hold on hold on .

SPENCER: Did you add my blessed to it ?

BLAKE: Ah It's a save .

SPENCER: Oh dang it . Okay .

TOM TOM: Can I steal a bonus action from my next turn to be like , oh , do you think you're going to buy it ? Someone else ?

BLAKE: Uh

BLAKE: Yeah so bleed is

BLAKE: ah But what why isn't this working

TOM TOM: Hold on .

BLAKE: ants

BLAKE: that

BLAKE: there it goes . Yeah , craig .

TOM TOM: That's poetry .

TRISTAN: I almost got to take a turn .

BLAKE: Mhm .

BLAKE: Yeah . Almost

TRISTAN: Uh huh . So close .

BLAKE: throw go .

ROB: folks at home . Fuck yeah .

ROB: Can we kill this dude or he already dying ? We're gonna kill him .

ROB: Boom baby .

ROB: Now let's fucking slash this dude .

SPENCER: Don't know

ROB: That's it .

BLAKE: You get one more attack .

ROB: Oh the dying was to craig Shepard . Fuck .

SPENCER: what Great .

ROB: Never mind .

TRISTAN: Oh , did I get bit again or did I get clawed ?

SPENCER: Yeah ,

BLAKE: Uh You got bled . It just seems to like lift up its arms and just uh just

TOM TOM: No , you got blood .

ROB: All right . It seems to like lift up its arms . Yeah .

TOM TOM: It's like some psychic bleeding business .

TRISTAN: Yeah , I'm just trying to figure out where the hell to put that on my like scar map or how to like do that

BLAKE: yeah .

BLAKE: Uh I mean you could have like a ruptured blood vessel in your eye or ears or something that occasionally bleeds .

ROB: Uh I mean , you could have like a ruptured one that's all in your hiring .

TOM TOM: I'm picturing like , you know your vans just kind of like open up

TRISTAN: in your ,

BLAKE: Um

TOM TOM: chef's choice Really ?

BLAKE: uh So what it's gonna do

ROB: Uh So , but it's a good idea .

BLAKE: is attack the major I think because the major is kind of getting in his way um and caused it to have a lot of damage last time .

ROB: Mhm actively .

ROB: Thank you .

BLAKE: So uh

BLAKE: yeah , uh it's gonna try to bite at you ,

ROB: Yeah , that's right ,

BLAKE: wow . Um That was bad

ROB: wow ,

TOM TOM: You're fucking beth

BLAKE: then it's trying to claw

TOM TOM: Oh shared .

BLAKE: and then one more time on the claw ,

BLAKE: wow , that rolled poorly . Um

ROB: wow .

BLAKE: calvary agus .

ROB: Laborious .

TRISTAN: nope not happening , nope ,

TOM TOM: Right ?

BLAKE: No .

ROB: No

TOM TOM: That was gonna be a typo but no , just no .

TRISTAN: nope

BLAKE: All right .

TRISTAN: forgot to do that .

TRISTAN: Yeah .

BLAKE: Ah

BLAKE: but you are stabilized

ROB: more stabilized .

TRISTAN: Okay ,

BLAKE: ah calvary agus unless you're muted .

BLAKE: Oh ,

JACOB: oh sorry I was muted

ROB: Mhm

TRISTAN: mm hmm .

BLAKE: I I saw you moving and doing things . But yeah ,

ROB: Yeah .

JACOB: so yes , I did try to stabilize my dad as you heard you saw

BLAKE: it succeeds .

JACOB: uh and then I'll be like okay I think I got him , you crushed this sucker and I inspired Drogo .

ROB: Oh , I like that . I like that a lot

BLAKE: Ah

JACOB: Just stay there next to my dad .

BLAKE: at the end of calvary ass's turn , it tries to ah bite Drogo , inspire what ? Um

ROB: where it is .

ROB: Mhm

ROB: Oh

JACOB: Well , I mean he clearly can't succeed against Diogo . Diogo . The invincible

BLAKE: See you ,

ROB: no , no , they cannot .

BLAKE: nope . No , big cannot

TOM TOM: Yes ,

TOM TOM: Okay , let's see here . Um

BLAKE: major .

TOM TOM: I think I'm gonna go for a reckless attack . Mm hmm .

JACOB: seems to be working out for you .

TOM TOM: Seems to funk knows what other roles ain't working .

ROB: Huh ?

TOM TOM: Mhm . At least with this one , like my half my rules seem to work . So there's there's always that

TOM TOM: great any whose er here's the damage applied to that .

JACOB: Ha ha

TOM TOM: Can I just can't do another attack ? Can I use my second attack to make sure it dies ? Okay , so I'm done with this bullshit .

BLAKE: Yeah ,

ROB: Yeah .

ROB: Mhm .

TOM TOM: Oh well yeah , I missed purposely and go like , oh , I mean accidentally but play it off .

TOM TOM: Looks like you have a following .

BLAKE: and with that this like jade statue starts to crumble and uh and just like as it's crumbling , you can see like the jade turning into like this fine dust as on that . Wait , do you want to describe your last hit , actually ?

ROB: Like jade statue starts to

ROB: rumble .

ROB: Uh huh Like as it's crumbling and the like

ROB: pine nuts and wait , do you want to describe your last year ?

TOM TOM: Uh So I crack at its fucking center with the old the old lop er right ? And uh Chrome , like it falls down like kind of in half . It's still like sort of held together and it's like kind of it tries to move but like as it's trying to move like it starts to become more brittle again and actually starts breaking off and it says something to the effect of

ROB: Yeah .

TOM TOM: I thought you had something cooked up

TOM TOM: Good .

JACOB: you were pointing yet tristan on the screens at least for me

TOM TOM: Oh yes , I have Blakes over there . I was like pointing around Justin to play . Mm hmm .

BLAKE: Yeah ,

ROB: Yeah .

TRISTAN: Oh you're like on the left side , just winning , you know , to the side we're knowing it

BLAKE: you're everything is out of order for me .

ROB: You're everything that in order for me .

TOM TOM: Yeah ,

TOM TOM: it's hard man .

BLAKE: Yeah , you're pointing off the screen for me .

JACOB: linking to your left for me .

ROB: Yeah . Before you go off the screen ,

TOM TOM: Oh , it's a fuck .

BLAKE: Mhm .

TOM TOM: Uh that one .

BLAKE: I'm right in the middle and you're in the left side if that makes you ,

ROB: I'm in the middle and you're on the left side .

BLAKE: mm hmm .

TRISTAN: pointing at rob .

TOM TOM: Okay . Wait , rob is here . You're here . Trust Jacob is here blake . Is there

BLAKE: Mhm .

ROB: Mhm .

TRISTAN: No .

BLAKE: No , rob's above you .

ROB: Now around the block

TRISTAN: Yeah .

BLAKE: God .

TRISTAN: Ah me um

TOM TOM: basically it was going to say something as it died or as it crumbled .

BLAKE: Mhm .

TRISTAN: rob . Is there Jacobs there blake is the air tom is . Yeah .

BLAKE: It tries to say wait for And your second hit just like smashes , its lower part of its jaw . Um

ROB: it tries to say , okay .

ROB: And your second pick it like smashes its lower part of its job . Um

TOM TOM: Well , my second head didn't hurt . 10 crispy .

BLAKE: It doesn't do damage , but it hits in some way , it doesn't it doesn't hurt it , but it hits something , I mean , you can you hit like the armor , you didn't but also it's crumbling and its jaw just seems to like dislodge and this starts to disintegrate the entire statue starts to just kind of turn into this powdery ah something um And just like , it's like , you can see like all that's left at the end is uh just a single finger um single jane figure , everything else has just turned into powder . Um

ROB: And it doesn't do damage . But it it sounds like it doesn't , it doesn't hurt it .

TOM TOM: It hits our past 90 .

TOM TOM: Okay . Remember that ?

ROB: Something I mean , you can you hit like the armor , but also it's crumbling job seems to like this much and this starts to disintegrate . The entire statue starts

ROB: salary

ROB: something

ROB: one

ROB: like you can see like all that's left

ROB: single James figure everything .

TOM TOM: Got you ? Well , I thought it would clean something a little bit more important than that .

TOM TOM: But apparently not anyway .

TOM TOM: Uh so danger in here seems to be averted

BLAKE: Yeah ,

BLAKE: yeah . Just to remind you of the room you guys are in . Ah there's chests earns in a large uh strongbox uh anna alcove nearby and set uniformly along the chamber's walls . Their chests that are open full of jewelry and coins spilling out colored flashes of light sparkle , promising gems and jewels .

ROB: Yeah , that's kind of remind you of room . You guys are in uh There's chests earned in a large uh strongbox

TOM TOM: so far .

ROB: so nearby and set uniformly on the chamber's walls . Their chests are

ROB: colored flashes of light sparkle .

TOM TOM: Yeah .

TOM TOM: Mm hmm .

BLAKE: Ah You want to change up the music ?

ROB: Want to change up the music .

JACOB: Oh yeah like

BLAKE: We are out of combat .

ROB: We are amazon back

JACOB: uh

TOM TOM: Larger canopy real quick

TOM TOM: because it's been a little while since I've done that .

BLAKE: Mm hmm . I RL

ROB: colonel

BLAKE: ah

BLAKE: you currently have an unconscious craig . Ah

ROB: currently have unconscious crave

JACOB: yeah

JACOB: like I would like to look or any scroll or potion of healing to get craig back up .

BLAKE: ah You're gonna search . All right , You can ah Doing

ROB: search . All right .

JACOB: Alright , this room you said it's just like a bunch of chests of gold and gems

ROB: He wouldn't

BLAKE: Yeah ,

ROB: Yeah .

JACOB: any like

SPENCER: we have a few potions of healing in our party inventory sheet .

JACOB: so do we . Well then I'm gonna go ahead and use one of those

SPENCER: Yeah .

JACOB: on craig .

TRISTAN: Why are there two of me ?

JACOB: You probably just need to reload your map .

BLAKE: not for me .

SPENCER: Reload your map .

TRISTAN: Hmm . I've got a dead craig and alive craig .

TRISTAN: Ah there we go now . We've just got a dead craig .

BLAKE: Mhm .

BLAKE: Mhm . Yeah .

JACOB: I'll do that .

BLAKE: So other than the uh one other than the chests around the side , there is a strong box in the corner and a door up here um

ROB: one other than the chest around the side . There is strongbox .

JACOB: You get seven points . Trist

TRISTAN: Well

ROB: Do you guys , while we're at white rice as a side . We're already getting fried rice .

TRISTAN: yes , um I am going to use my heli speeds .

BLAKE: fried rice

ROB: But

BLAKE: fred .

ROB: I mean , I'm getting that you want white rice as well or not ?

ROB: Okay .

TRISTAN: Okay , so I got 30 hp to spread around .

TRISTAN: Um I'm gonna give um

TRISTAN: James gets seven .

SPENCER: Okay .

TRISTAN: Um

TRISTAN: calvary agus gets ah

TRISTAN: nine . I can bring you up to half hp .

TRISTAN: So I think that's either nine or 8 .

JACOB: probably ate some stuff is usually rounded down

TRISTAN: Okay , so I got 15 left to use .

TRISTAN: Um I'm gonna give myself ah

TRISTAN: 11 .

TRISTAN: So I've got four left to dull out , but no one is damaged enough to use it

TRISTAN: basically , I'm healing everyone up to half hp .

BLAKE: Okay ,

JACOB: right ?

TOM TOM: Anything important we got

SPENCER: But

BLAKE: I'm changing jim mrs whoops ! That's the wrong button .

TOM TOM: Wait , we're in combat .

BLAKE: No , that was me screwing up

TRISTAN: I propose we just sit around for a like about half an hour , you know , resting kind of tired

TOM TOM: You want a short rest but you don't want to use the words . Short rest . Is that what you're saying ?

TRISTAN: getting .

TRISTAN: Yeah , basically ,

TOM TOM: Okay .

JACOB: Um Well let's first , just see if there's anything on this on the other side of this door .

TRISTAN: I'm pretty sure it can wait for an hour ,

TRISTAN: but okay .

SPENCER: we already defeated the big bad boss , I think we're fine .

ROB: Weird .

TOM TOM: Uh I'm yeah , I was gonna say , I'm afraid that if we say we beat the big boss , there's going to be a bigger badder boss .

SPENCER: Yeah .

ROB: Famous last words .

BLAKE: investors .

JACOB: I opened this door blake .

BLAKE: Alright , You open the door . Um Hold on 1 2nd . Ah

TOM TOM: Oh wow . Why am I doubled ?

BLAKE: Close the thing and open it again . Close the map and open it again .

SPENCER: Right .

TOM TOM: Okay ,

BLAKE: Ah

ROB: Ah

BLAKE: what am I looking for . Ah

BLAKE: ah

BLAKE: don't go through the room real quick . but uh

ROB: not good . What ?

BLAKE: yeah as you open the door . Um

BLAKE: A

BLAKE: you can tell that you're the latch as you like click it open . Ah It just drops like it it seems activated something and drops of little vial that lands right next to you and in a small cube around you a bunch of gas appears . Ah

ROB: Tell that you're the latch as you like click it open ? Uh

ROB: Yeah , drops like it seems activated something and drops a little vial that lands right next to you

ROB: small cube around you a bunch of Yes , appears . Ah

BLAKE: You save uh But you still take uh

BLAKE: four points of uh poison damage

JACOB: Mm hmm .

ROB: No ,

BLAKE: and you're currently poisoned . Yeah .

JACOB: Ha ha ha . Even if I save I get poisoned .

ROB: you hate to see that .

TRISTAN: I have told you

BLAKE: Oh wait oh never mind . No no you're you're yes I do need a beer and never mind creatures that failed saving through . Yeah . Sorry

ROB: Oh wait , like you need a beer .

ROB: Mhm .

JACOB: Yeah , that's what I thought

BLAKE: my bad .

TOM TOM: fucked up . Almost funked up .

SPENCER: Right .

JACOB: great . I walked through the door blake .

SPENCER: No .

BLAKE: Mhm .

BLAKE: Ah It's just more hallway .

ROB: All the way

JACOB: All right . So I say you guys should look around for you know , stuff in this room I'm gonna go see if there's anything down the whole the whole ,

SPENCER: Mhm .

TRISTAN: don't die .

TRISTAN: I'm just going to lay down .

BLAKE: Uh as calvary Agus goes off alone . He's just walking around .

ROB: curious goes off alone .

JACOB: can I peek around this corner without going all the way around it blake you know it doesn't matter

BLAKE: Ah Sure

ROB: Sure

BLAKE: and yeah .

BLAKE: Ah you could see a door all the way over there but

ROB: you could see a door all the

JACOB: yep . And I'll come back . It looks like just a bunch of hallways . Let's all look around here first .

TOM TOM: Ah Last time there was a whole bunch of high hallways with fell on a bunch of holes . Sorry ,

SPENCER: Yeah

BLAKE: um

JACOB: I mean there's a bunch of chests and earns and things here . Blake

BLAKE: yeah there's a bunch of chests and earns and there's a large strongbox strongbox that's over here . Um

ROB: Yeah , they put chests and earns and there's a large strongbox strongbox that's over here .

ROB: Okay .

BLAKE: Yeah

BLAKE: I've had a J . J . I .

JACOB: did uh

BLAKE: No .

BLAKE: Um So what are you guys doing ? Ah Craig is obviously resting .

SPENCER: correct .

ROB: Yeah ,

BLAKE: Okay . Okay .

TOM TOM: I'm resting with craig .

BLAKE: Mhm .

JACOB: I think you guys should take a look around stuff uh Before we all rest .

JACOB: Yes

JACOB: the suggestion .

SPENCER: And we need to find that scroll of Resurrection .

JACOB: Yeah

SPENCER: I would like to search if there's any scrolls around . Right guys ,

JACOB: I'm gonna say yeah jimmy's has the right idea and then play him a little riff on the loot and I inspired jimmy's

SPENCER: a cursory glance

ROB: please .

TRISTAN: I'm going to uh guide him

TRISTAN: with the thumbs up and saying you got this

TRISTAN: still laying on the ground . I still closed .

BLAKE: Alright with the guidance and uh ah what's that called ? A bardic inspiration ? Are you making a investigation check ?

ROB: The guidance and uh uh what they called a

JACOB: inspire

ROB: the arctic inspiration . Are you making it investors ? All right .

JACOB: arctic inspiration .

TRISTAN: Yeah , blinky sending them still unconscious .

SPENCER: Yeah . With advantage

JACOB: Uh Can I also ate him please ?

BLAKE: Ah

SPENCER: or should automatically give it to me ,